Favorite villian/villianess line(s)

[megara]

I know we all have our favorite villians and vilianesses,but what are some of your favorite lines that a villian or villianess says?? My favorite lines are mainly from hades. Such as:

Meg, my little flower, my little bird, my little nut, Meg. What exactly happened here? I thought you were gonna persuade the river guardian to join my team for the uprising, and here I am, kind of river guardian-less.

Oh yeah.. I wonder if maybe I haven't been
throwing the right curves at him. Meg, my sweet.

Geez Louise! What got his goat, huh? Baboom.
Name is Hades, Lord of the Dead. Hi. How ya doin'?

Uh, Guys? Olympus would be that way.

Zeusy, I'm home!

Whoa, is my hair out?

(Ya most of my favorite lines are from hades,well he is my fav villian.)

[gazelle]

Ofcourse the #1 beloved villian line---

"A Monkey's Uncle...[You're so weird]...You have no idea!"

[leira]

"Goodbye lover boy!" - Ursula

"Life's not fair is it? You see, well I will never be king! And you, you'll never see the light of another day..*giggle* Adieu!" - Scar

"Game. Set. Match." - Hades

"Oh thats it, hes cracked. He's gone nuts. Jafar, Jafar, get a grip.....good grip.." - Iago (semi-villian)

Off the top of my head thats about it...just realised that Gaston doesnt have many funny/evil ines does he?

[sharon]

ursula the one!

[kawe]

Here are mine.

"My poor little poopsies"- Ursula, The Little Mermaid

"The truth?, the truth is in the eye of the beho-"- Scar, The Lion King

"It's not right for a woman to read, first she start's getting idea's, thinking?"- Gaston, Beauty And The Beast

"They said you were dead, you must be.... DOUBLE DEAD!"- Oogie Boogie, The Nightmare Before Christmas

"How many soldiers does it take to deliver a message?"- Shan Yu, Mulan

"That's what guns are for, now arm yourselves"- Ratcliffe, Pocahontas

"I said 'if' she finishes her chores"- Lady Tremaine, Cinderella

"Of course he's gonna fi-, if, if is good"- Panic, Hercules

[jasmine smith]

my favs are scar, frollo, hades and best of all is just totally jafar! he is so crazy!

[jasmine smith]

:)jafar laughs awesomely! best disney villain ever, too bad his side kick betrayed him in the second...